The Best Disc Golf Puns and Jokes Worth A Laugh

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As fun as disc golf is, sometimes it’s nice to keep the mood light. Every round doesn’t have to be taken as seriously as a tournament.

Relax and share some laughs with your friends. It’s okay to laugh at yourselves or each other.

Below you’ll find some of the best disc golf puns and jokes to share with your friends during your next casual round!

Whether you’re looking for the best disc golf dad jokes or the artful play on words, we have the top jokes told on disc golf courses around the globe!

Disc Golf Funny Puns

For all the frisbee pun lovers out there, I searched high and low for disc golf puns, as I often do for a disc lost in the woods, so you can use some of these to impress your friends and cardmates.

  • When a buddy makes a putt, say, “Looks like somebody has a reservation for hole (#) at PF Chains!”
  • Your disc hits a tree limb and stops. “Somebody call the branch manager!”
  • Destroyer? I hardly know her.
  • Getting a favorable kick off a tree means you have to praise Treesus!
  • When you and your friends all get a par on the hole, it’s called a PARty!
  • From time to time, you thread the TREEdle.
  • When everyone on the card makes par, it’s a PARbeque!
  • When your disc gets kicked into the fairway after hitting a tree, that was a favorable treejectery!

Feel free to share these puns on disc golf terms with everyone you meet on the course.

The Best Disc Golf Humor

Sometimes disc golfers have an odd sense of humor. Who am I kidding? We have a unique ability to see the humor in all of life’s moments.

These one-liners are sure to crack a smile across your face. I wish I knew who created these so I could thank them.

  • Two disc golfers walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
  • A bad day at disc golf beats a good day at work.
  • Nothing says I love you like a disc in the face.
  • I don’t always play disc golf; oh wait, yes, I do.
  • Disc Golf: The art of playing fetch with yourself.
  • The goal of disc golf is to play the least amount of disc golf.
  • Just shot the course record of 63 on my local course, and now onto the second hole.
  • What’s the easiest way to meet other disc golfers? Pick up a disc other than your own.

Disc Golf Jokes to Tell Your Friends

If you can’t laugh at and make fun of your friends while they make fun of you, are you really friends?

Have your comebacks been lacking lately? Here are several you can have ready to fire when the time is right.

  • When you throw your disc into the ground, yell, “Skip in!”
  • Shouting “GO IN” on an obviously lousy shot.
  • When someone throws a very short shot, say, “I’ve got eyes on it!”
  • Saying “nice layup” when a friend misses a short putt low.
  • When someone’s drive lands 10 feet away from the basket, say, “Easy par from there.”
  • Why should you tell your friends to bring along two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole-in-one!
  • When someone throws their disc into the woods, ask them, “Are you going to a board meeting? …with the branch manager?”
  • After someone aces the hole, say, “Nice putt!”
  • When someone throws a less-than-ideal shot or misses a putt, say, “That was a good shot…for you.”
  • Shout “NAILED IT” when someone smashes a tree.
  • When you throw a bad shot, ask your friends, “Does anyone have a plastic bag so I can pick up this turd?”
  • When looking for a disc that’s somewhere close to the pin, ask your friends, “Did you check in the basket? Never hurts to check.”
  • When someone makes a bad throw, say, “At least you got a good angle on it.”

Disc Golf Joke Stories

Maybe you’re an expert storyteller; as you continue reading, you’ll find some of the best long-form frisbee jokes I try to tell to keep my cardmates distracted from my latest bad shot.

I honestly can’t tell if they’re laughing at my joke or the type of disc golf throw I just used, hmmm…

Disc Golfer Vs. Homeowner

A disc golfer accidentally threw a disc into someone’s backyard while playing a new course. He quietly opened the gate and walked into the yard to get his disc.

As he bent over to pick up the disc, he heard a voice that said, “That’s my disc.”

Startled, he looked up and saw the homeowner. “Leave the disc and get off my property,” said the homeowner. “But it’s my disc,” said the disc golfer.

“OK, I’ll tell you what we can do,” said the homeowner. “We can take turns kicking each other in the crotch. The last man still standing gets to keep the disc.”

“OK, let’s do it,” said the disc golfer, realizing that was the only way he could get his disc back.

“I’ll go first,” said the homeowner, and he kicked the disc golfer right in the crotch as hard as he could. The disc golfer almost went down. It was the worst pain he had ever felt, but he maintained his footing. He did not want to lose his disc.

It took a minute to get his composure back, but the disc golfer looked up with a smile. “It’s my turn now,” he said.

“Nah,” replied the homeowner. “You can have the disc,” as he turned and walked back inside.

The Tree

A young avid disc golfer had a few hours to spare one afternoon.

Just as he was about to throw his first drive, an old gentleman shuffled up and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was disc golfing.

Unable to say no, he allowed the elderly man to join him.

To his surprise, the older man played quickly. He didn’t throw great distances but was accurate and didn’t waste much time.

Finally, they reached the fairway of the 11th hole.

The young man found himself with a difficult shot.

A large cedar tree was just a few yards in front of his disc, between his disc and the basket.

After debating how to make the shot for a while, the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age, I’d throw the disc right over that tree.”

With that challenge to his ego, the young disc golfer threw hard, the disc flew high, right smack into the top of the tree, and it dropped back to the ground, still blocked by the tree!

The old man commented, “Of course, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall.”

Thanksgiving Disc Golf

A man playing a Thanksgiving Day round of disc golf alone at a local course caught up with a twosome and joined them.

After a few holes, the two finally asked why he played alone on the holiday.

He replied that he & his wife had played the course every Thanksgiving for the past five years, but she had passed away this year, and he vowed he’d keep playing in her memory.

The two disc golfers commented that they thought undoubtedly someone would accompany him.

“So did I,” he said, “but they all wanted to go to her funeral.”

The Lost Roc

Bob and Jim are out on the disc golf course playing a round. On hole 2, Bob turns his driver over severely, and it lands at the bottom of a wooded ravine.

He grabs his Innova Roc and treks down the embankment into the ravine in search of his disc. The thick brush makes it hard to see, but Bob searches until he spots something red.

As he gets closer, he realizes that the red object is, in fact, a worn Roc in the hands of a skeleton lying in the brush.

Bob excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: “Hey Jim, come here; I’ve got some trouble down here.”

Jim runs over to the ravine’s edge and calls out: “What’s the matter, Bob? Is everything OK?”

Bob shouts back in a nervous voice: “You’d better toss me the Orc in my disc golf bag; it doesn’t look like I’ll get out of here with my Roc!”

Disc Golfing with Your Best Friend

Steve got home from his Sunday round of disc golf later than usual and very tired. “Bad day at the course?” his wife asked.

“Everything was going fine,” he said. “Then Mike had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee.”

“Oh, that’s awful!” His wife replied.

“Tell me about it. For the whole back nine, it was take a shot, drag Mike, take a shot, drag Mike.”

Final Putt: Funny Disc Golf Puns

I cannot take credit for the funny disc golf puns and jokes above; the truth is my friends are usually laughing too hard at my last throw to listen to any jokes I might have to say.

However, I’m sure you’re a much better disc golfer than I am and can nail many of these disc golf jokes the next time you’re on the course!

Be sure to leave your favorite disc golf jokes and puns in the comments!

2 thoughts on “The Best Disc Golf Puns and Jokes Worth A Laugh”

  1. We have done several video renditions, of multiple jokes on this page. Some of the videos did extremely well 250k+ views. Just wanted to extend a personal thank you! There is some good material here. Hope you Ace One!!

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